Hormuz.meme

The Hormuz grievance hearing

Small problem.
Formal objection.

Miff disputes the fee. The desk invoices the dispute. A recurring hearing with no actual authority.

Three-panel comic. Miff, a lavender plush alien in a mint flower outfit, asks ‘A convenience fee?’ The desk replies ‘For your convenience.’ Miff says ‘I would like to complain.’ The reply is ‘That is a processing fee.’ Miff sits and says ‘Please process my inconvenience.’ Final verdict: ‘Inconvenient’. Fictional paperwork, with subtle hormuz.meme attribution.

Episode 001 · Pilot edition

The convenience fee

A convenience fee appeared at checkout.

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What should the alien complain about next?

One small inconvenience. The more specific, the better.

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