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The Hormuz grievance hearing / Episode 001

The convenience fee.

A convenience fee appeared at checkout.

By HORMUZ editorial

Three-panel comic. Miff, a lavender plush alien in a mint flower outfit, asks ‘A convenience fee?’ The desk replies ‘For your convenience.’ Miff says ‘I would like to complain.’ The reply is ‘That is a processing fee.’ Miff sits and says ‘Please process my inconvenience.’ Final verdict: ‘Inconvenient’. Fictional paperwork, with subtle hormuz.meme attribution.
  1. Panel 1

    Miff: A convenience fee?

    The desk: For your convenience.

  2. Panel 2

    Miff: I would like to complain.

    The desk: That is a processing fee.

  3. Panel 3

    Miff: Please process my inconvenience.

    The desk: Inconvenient

Inconvenient

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